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@@@ "Well, did you know that words really can hurt you?" he asks.

Cut to a scene on a ranch where a frantic woman runs yelling, "Jesse, don't go!"

"I'm sorry, Daisy," he says. "But I'm a loner, and a loner's got to be alone."

He rides off on his horse, as she wails, but then suddenly there's a sound like a gunshot and he falls off his horse.

WTF? Who shot him? What did this have to do with "Words really can hurt you"? Some kind of cosmic payback for hurting her with his words? Every time I stupidly found himself watching the dopey thing again, I knew I must be missing something.

Then it hit me.

(Reminds me of a T-shirt I saw: "I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me.")

If you haven't seen the ad, watch it first, to see if you get the joke.

For those still similarly stymied, let's spell things out step by step.

First, Jessie is riding off.

As he rides, the words "THE END" fade in across the screen.

"THE END" gets more, well, "solid," as Jesse's head is clearly positioned in front of the "E" in "END."

Then Jesse apparently smacks his head on the letter "E." (Could be "THE END" for Jesse, too.)

And that's how words can hurt you.

I had mistakenly regarded the words "THE END" as irrevelant, and now I almost find the joke hilarious.

More of a "BOING" sound and letters that shook more would have helped. Or maybe the "E" could have cracked.

Another mystery of life solved.

Contact staff writer Peter Mucha at 215-854-4342 or pmucha@phillynews.com. Follow on Twitter.

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+"Well, did you know that words really can hurt you?" he asks.
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-  Font ResizeTonight's TV picks: Gina Rodriguez shines in 'Jane the Virgin'By Chuck Barney<br>
+Cut to a scene on a ranch where a frantic woman runs yelling, "Jesse, don't go!"
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+"I'm sorry, Daisy," he says. "But I'm a loner, and a loner's got to be alone."
-/13/2014 05:00:00 AM PDT<br>WATCH THIS:
- "Jane the Virgin" (8 p.m., The CW): Gina Rodriguez shines in this new dramedy that is more delightful than its outlandish premise might indicate. A young woman is saving herself for marriage, until -- surprise! -- she becomes artificially inseminated in a medical mix up. Many complications ensue.
+He rides off on his horse, as she wails, but then suddenly there's a sound like a gunshot and he falls off his horse.
- "Scorpion" (9 p.m., CBS): One of the fall's new freshman hits continues as Walter's (Elyes Gabel) gang of geniuses head to Las Vegas for a simple casino job. But a robbery leads to Walter's arrest and the rest of the team is left to clear his name.
-(L-R): Gina Rodriguez as Jane and Brett Dier as Michael in 'Jane The Virgin.' (Greg Gayne/The CW) "Independent Lens: Bully" (10 p.m., PBS): The acclaimed documentary series starts its 16th season with a film that should be mandatory for all young students. It highlights the formidable challenges faced by bullied kids, while demonstrating how too many teachers and parents respond to aggressive behavior with "kids will be kids" cliches, and reflecting a growing movement to change the ways to address bullying in schools.
+WTF? Who shot him? What did this have to do with "Words really can hurt you"? Some kind of cosmic payback for hurting her with his words? Every time I stupidly found himself watching the dopey thing again, I knew I must be missing something.
-Also on Monday:
- NFL football: 49ers at Rams (5:15 p.m., ESPN; 8:15 p.m. EST)
+Then it hit me.
- "The Big Bang Theory" (8 p.m., CBS)
- "Dancing With the Stars" (8 p.m., ABC)
+(Reminds me of a T-shirt I saw: "I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me.")&nbsp;
-"The Originals" (8 p.m., The CW)
- "Gotham" (8 p.m., Fox)
+If you haven't seen the ad, watch it first, to see if you get the joke.
- "Antiques Roadshow" (8 p.m., PBS)
-Advertisement "The Voice" (8 p.m., NBC)
+For those still similarly stymied, let's spell things out step by step.
- "Family Feud" (8 p.m., TV Land)
- "Love Hip Hop: Hollywood" (8 p.m., VH1)
- "Sleepy Hollow" (9 p.m., Fox)
- "The Blacklist" (10 p.m., NBC)
+First, Jessie is riding off.
- "NCIS: Los Angeles" (10 p.m., CBS)
- "House Hunters" (10 p.m., HGTV)
- "Castle" (10:01 p.m., ABC)
-Contact Chuck Barney at , or .
+As he rides, the words "THE END" fade in across the screen.
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+"THE END" gets more, well, "solid," as Jesse's head is clearly positioned in front of the "E" in "END."
+Then Jesse apparently smacks his head on the letter "E." (Could be "THE END" for Jesse, too.)
+And that's how words can hurt you.
+I had mistakenly regarded the words "THE END" as irrevelant, and now I almost find the joke hilarious.
+More of a "BOING" sound and letters that shook more would have helped. Or maybe the "E" could have cracked.
+Another mystery of life solved.
+Contact staff writer Peter Mucha at 215-854-4342 or pmucha@phillynews.com. Follow  on Twitter.
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