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"Well, did you know that words really can hurt you?" he asks.
 
  
Cut to a scene on a ranch where a frantic woman runs yelling, "Jesse, don't go!"
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GOVERNOR Emmanuel Uduaghan of Delta State has called on individuals and corporate organisations to be involved in the sponsorship of pilgrims to the holy land.
  
"I'm sorry, Daisy," he says. "But I'm a loner, and a loner's got to be alone."
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The governor made the call  in Asaba,  on Monday, when the Executive Secretary of Nigeria Christian Pilgrims Commission, Reverend Kennedy Okpara, paid him a courtesy visit in Asaba.
  
He rides off on his horse, as she wails, but then suddenly there's a sound like a gunshot and he falls off his horse.
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According to him, 鈥渋t is important for private persons and organisations to sponsor people on pilgrimages to nourish our people spiritually.鈥?
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He assured the commission that the Delta State government would continue to sponsor Delta people on pilgrimages, noting that those sponsored did not only pray for themselves but remembered their sponsors in prayers while on pilgrimage.
  
WTF? Who shot him? What did this have to do with "Words really can hurt you"? Some kind of cosmic payback for hurting her with his words? Every time I stupidly found himself watching the dopey thing again, I knew I must be missing something.
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Dr Uduaghan said, 鈥渨e want to assure the commission that we will continue to be part of your pilgrimage programmes, the pilgrimage, apart from being a  blessing to the individuals, has blessed the state tremendously because they also pray for the state.鈥?
 
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Then it hit me.
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(Reminds me of a T-shirt I saw: "I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me.")&nbsp;
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If you haven't seen the ad, watch it first, to see if you get the joke.
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For those still similarly stymied, let's spell things out step by step.
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First, Jessie is riding off.
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As he rides, the words "THE END" fade in across the screen.
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"THE END" gets more, well, "solid," as Jesse's head is clearly positioned in front of the "E" in "END."
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Then Jesse apparently smacks his head on the letter "E." (Could be "THE END" for Jesse, too.)
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And that's how words can hurt you.
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I had mistakenly regarded the words "THE END" as irrevelant, and now I almost find the joke hilarious.
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More of a "BOING" sound and letters that shook more would have helped. Or maybe the "E" could have cracked.
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Another mystery of life solved.
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Revision as of 21:54, 30 October 2014

GOVERNOR Emmanuel Uduaghan of Delta State has called on individuals and corporate organisations to be involved in the sponsorship of pilgrims to the holy land.

The governor made the call  in Asaba,  on Monday, when the Executive Secretary of Nigeria Christian Pilgrims Commission, Reverend Kennedy Okpara, paid him a courtesy visit in Asaba.

According to him, 鈥渋t is important for private persons and organisations to sponsor people on pilgrimages to nourish our people spiritually.鈥? He assured the commission that the Delta State government would continue to sponsor Delta people on pilgrimages, noting that those sponsored did not only pray for themselves but remembered their sponsors in prayers while on pilgrimage.

Dr Uduaghan said, 鈥渨e want to assure the commission that we will continue to be part of your pilgrimage programmes, the pilgrimage, apart from being a  blessing to the individuals, has blessed the state tremendously because they also pray for the state.鈥?

He thanked Reverend Okpara for supporting President Goodluck Jonathan-led administration.  

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