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| − | + | Sheldon: Well, this is confusing for me. But I don't want to stand in the way of your happiness. So, I will condemn you internally while maintaining an outward appearance of acceptance. | |
| − | + | Mary: That is very Christian of you. | |
| − | + | Penny from The Panty Pinata Polarization | |
| − | + | Sheldon: Woman, you are playing with forces beyond your ken. | |
| − | + | Penny: Yeah, well your ken can kiss my barbie. | |
| − | + | Sheldon from The Boyfriend Complexity | |
| − | + | Leonard: You'll never guess what just happened. | |
| − | + | Sheldon: You went out in the hallway, stumbled into an inter-dimensional portal, which brought you 5,000 years into the future, where you took advantage <a href=http://www.louisvuitton-pascher.com>Sac Louis vuitton Pas cher</a> of the advanced technology to build a time machine, and now you're back, to bring us all with you to the year 7010, where we are transported to work at the think-a-torium by telepathically controlled flying dolphins? | |
| − | + | Leonard: No... Penny kissed me. | |
| + | Sheldon: Who would ever guess that? | ||
| + | Bernadette from The Parking Spot Escalation | ||
| + | Bernadette: Gosh, Amy. I'm sensing a little hostility. Is it maybe because like Sheldon's work, your sex life is also theoretical? | ||
| + | Leonard on The Middle Earth Paradigm | ||
| + | Penny: Why can't all guys be like you? | ||
| + | Leonard: Because if all guys were like me the human race couldn't survive. | ||
| + | Howard on The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem | ||
| + | Penny: What's Sheldon's deal is it, girls, <a href=http://www.louisvuitton-pascher.com>Louis vuitton</a> guys, sock puppets? | ||
| + | Howard: We operate on the assumption that Sheldon has no deal. Though <a href=http://www.louisvuitton-pascher.com>Louis vuitton Soldes</a> we have many theories about how he might reproduce. I'm an advocate of mitosis. | ||
| + | Penny: What? | ||
| + | Howard: I believe that one day Sheldon will eat an enormous amount of Thai food and spilt into two Sheldons. | ||
| + | Raj in The Roommate Transmogrification | ||
| + | Penny: What do you mean 'new roommate'? What happened to Leonard? | ||
| + | Sheldon: Same thing that happened to 'Homo Erectus'. He was replaced by a superior species. | ||
| + | Raj: I'm the new homo in town... | ||
| + | Amy on The Pulled Groin Extrapolation | ||
| + | Amy: The only person who signed my yearbook was my mother. "Dear Amy, self respect and a hymen are far better than friends and fun, Love Mom". | ||
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@@@ Sheldon: Well, this is confusing for me. But I don't want to stand in the way of your happiness. So, I will condemn you internally while maintaining an outward appearance of acceptance. Mary: That is very Christian of you. Penny from The Panty Pinata Polarization Sheldon: Woman, you are playing with forces beyond your ken. Penny: Yeah, well your ken can kiss my barbie. Sheldon from The Boyfriend Complexity Leonard: You'll never guess what just happened. Sheldon: You went out in the hallway, stumbled into an inter-dimensional portal, which brought you 5,000 years into the future, where you took advantage <a href=http://www.louisvuitton-pascher.com>Sac Louis vuitton Pas cher</a> of the advanced technology to build a time machine, and now you're back, to bring us all with you to the year 7010, where we are transported to work at the think-a-torium by telepathically controlled flying dolphins? Leonard: No... Penny kissed me. Sheldon: Who would ever guess that? Bernadette from The Parking Spot Escalation Bernadette: Gosh, Amy. I'm sensing a little hostility. Is it maybe because like Sheldon's work, your sex life is also theoretical? Leonard on The Middle Earth Paradigm Penny: Why can't all guys be like you? Leonard: Because if all guys were like me the human race couldn't survive. Howard on The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem Penny: What's Sheldon's deal is it, girls, <a href=http://www.louisvuitton-pascher.com>Louis vuitton</a> guys, sock puppets? Howard: We operate on the assumption that Sheldon has no deal. Though <a href=http://www.louisvuitton-pascher.com>Louis vuitton Soldes</a> we have many theories about how he might reproduce. I'm an advocate of mitosis. Penny: What? Howard: I believe that one day Sheldon will eat an enormous amount of Thai food and spilt into two Sheldons. Raj in The Roommate Transmogrification Penny: What do you mean 'new roommate'? What happened to Leonard? Sheldon: Same thing that happened to 'Homo Erectus'. He was replaced by a superior species. Raj: I'm the new homo in town... Amy on The Pulled Groin Extrapolation Amy: The only person who signed my yearbook was my mother. "Dear Amy, self respect and a hymen are far better than friends and fun, Love Mom".
