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| − | But I don t understand? I said to my authoritative male friend, with what I hoped was a simplistic coquettishness befitting of my gender.
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| − | That s because you re not hot, he told me, authoritatively, patting me on the shoulder with the edge of his fingertips.
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| − | True, I agreed, before cutting his head off, because I was still crazy.
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| − | So I watched McLendon s video again. Here are some of the lessons I learned: | + | For more information, visit the . |
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| − | 1. All women are at least a little bit crazy
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| − | Over at the Woman Factory, units are programmed to be at least a 4 on the 1-10 scale of crazy. The real tragedy is that when we get sent to the shops for purchasing, there s no indicator of which personality <a href=http://www. Saclouisvuittonhomme.com> Sac LOUIS VUITTON</a> we ve been programmed with. How do you know if you re getting a manageable 4 or even a 5 instead of one of those barking mad 7 or 8 models? You don t. | + | |
| − | This is just one of the many examples of how society discriminates against men. Maybe even the worst example.
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| − | 2. Men have strict standards
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| − | Women who fall between 0-5 on the hot measurement of the scale fall in the No Go Zone . According to the serial killer presenting the video, You do not hang around, date and marry women who are not at least, in our mind, a 5.
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| − | Because you have to put a value on yourself, fellas - and I think we can all agree that if you re the kind of person who makes sexist graphs for , then you deserve if not the very best, then at least 50% of it. It s an equality worth fighting for.
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| − | 3. Holiday in the fun zone
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| − | On McLendon s incredibly scientific graph, women who fall somewhere between a 5 and an 8 on the hot scale are available for fun times provided they don t also broach the separating line over into the crazy red zone. Now, you ll notice that eights can get away with being slightly crazier than fives. This is just, like, the basic rules of feminism.
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| − | So take your time and enjoy the fun zone, but don t spend all your quarters at the arcade. | + | |
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| − | 4. Highway to the Danger Zone
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| − | There s a type of woman so crazy, so terrifying, that she needs to be avoided by men who keep pens in their top left pocket at all cost. That type of woman lives in the Danger Zone. Redheads, strippers, women named Tiffani - we re all super crazy. If you get mixed up with one of us, you re opening yourself up to all kinds of just like, drama and stuff. Cars being keyed, bunnies in pots, your tyres slashed...you might even wind up in jail.
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| − | You might be tempted, lord knows you ll be tempted. But is it worth it, just to see whether or not the rumours are true that firecrotches actually shoot flames from their nethers after coitus to permanently destroy their mate s junk? Besides, I only did that once and I missed anyway because women are lousy shots.
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| − | 5. Dude looks like a lady!
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| − | Do you know what? In the parlance of internet speak, I can t even with this one. I just can t even. It was a f--king terrible exercise in misogynist humour in the first place, and then McLendon - who actually has a girl s name, by the way - rutted <a href=http://www. Saclouisvuittonhomme.com> Sac LOUIS VUITTON pas cher</a> it into even lower depths of offensiveness with his reference to trannies and dudes dressed as women . | + | |
| − | McLendon seems to think there s nothing funnier than the kind of really obnoxious transphobia which leads to trans women being murdered for tricking unsuspecting men into finding them attractive. That mocking the mental health of women - both cis and trans - is so deeply original and hilarious that he should have every right to stand there and talk about which kinds of women deserve to be respected and which don t while he has a fucking gun strapped to his belt, and then link it to so all the deeply disturbed men who frequent that message board can wax lyrical about how goddamn accurate the whole thing is.
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| − | But look, that s probably just my crazy talking. I am a redhead after all and it s a science fact that we re unhinged. | + | |
| − | Women, hey?! Can t live with them. Can t always get away with shooting them.
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GOSHEN For the 4th year, Everence Credit Union in Goshen is hosting a youth savings camp, aimed at helping kids learn the importance of saving.
